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About Me Member Deviously Deviant Tempted-ScypheMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 8 Months
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Sat Jul 11, 2009, 10:39 AM
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: iPod... soon!
  • Reading: eratospen. Can't find EH 3? Where doth it go?
  • Watching: The screen.
  • Playing: with myself
  • Eating: would eat myself if I were flexible
  • Drinking: would drink myself if I were flexible
Well it looks as if no one will read this journal... Ah well.

If you do happen to come across my page, well... I'm a great lover of the yaoi weight gain and male weight gain variety. Yes, I am gay. No, I am not fat. I wish I could put on a few pounds, just to make meself a bit meatier around the middle, but no. My damned metabolism won't see that happen... XD I'll put up with it for a few more years though..

Yes, I do draw sexy fat love. Yes, I do write sexy fat love. Yes, I do look at and read sexy fat love. Yes, I have been known to jack off to sexy. fat. love. You don't like it? You're on the wrong page. ;)

No, I haven't any deviations yet because my damnable father has me parading about New York like a fucking puppy on a leash. When I get back to Colorado, and with my mother, I will be sure to begin writing and scanning in my deviations. Please note my drawings are NOT amazing, but I believe they are good enough.

No, I do not jack off to my own drawings, but have been known to do so to my own literature... The single reason I write in the first person! ;)

Favorite art~ BrownieBits :iconbrowniebits:
Favorite literature (recommended by a journal from BrownieBits)~ eratospen :iconeratospen:

If you like yaoi weight gain situations, contact me and we can roleplay. Yes, I roleplay with girls, and I think that is a silly question, seeing as you could just lie to me and I might never know. I do prefer roleplaying with guys, as they seem to (uh-duh) know of the male anatomy better. (No offense to the girls! You're all sexy :D Except for you, in the back row. No, not you. To your left. No, your other left. Two down. Red coat. There ya go!)

Anyways. Add me. I'll be your friend for eternity and just a little bit after that, at which time I will most likely pass onto another life.

And by the way... I do like to be sarcastic.

And yes, I do put my mood as 'Lazy' because it has the cute little beer belly on the smiley face. ;)

And finally, yes, I do write awkward things without shame. In other words, I JACK OFF! Like most every other guy getting into his early teens (I'm 15, so mid-teens), I don't pretend that I don't jack off like a little baby. So again, I declare: I JACK OFF!

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:iconjwcd889:
thanks for the fav

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don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
:icontempted-scyphe:
Of course! :D I've always lurvved fashion. :3

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Yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi...
Chubby guys...
Yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi...
-- A Day In the Life of Me
:iconchocobochaos:
Thanks for the favs! Always more to come! ^0^

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I wish I was a culinary artist, that way my work would be stuck to your heart. <3

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